Ade Bozzay Quotes & Sayings

It is true money will not buy you real happiness, but as a personal preference I would much rather have an angry strangle wank in the comfort of a private jet en route to Monte Carlo, than in a broom closet in the basement of a seedy crack house in Bangkok — Ade Bozzay

Brussel Sprouts are bad for your health, Scientists have shown that everyone who ever ate a Sprout between the years 1762 and 1815 are now death. You have been warned — Ade Bozzay

In the beginning was the word, and that word was probably misconstrued by someone who then made it into a personal issue and started a fight causing people to be miserable — Ade Bozzay

All I want is for my kids to have a good sense of humour. They don't have to be funny, just need to be able to recognise how hilarious I am. — Ade Bozzay

If you do not like to see me naked, Madam, I suggest you get a different bus in the mornings! — Ade Bozzay

Don't drink the water, fish fuck in it — Ade Bozzay

My only advice to you is never to take advice from people like me — Ade Bozzay

When the dancer only moves in a straight line but still manages to travel from one side of the stage to the other with out turning, you know you are in a Mobius Strip club — Ade Bozzay

I feel sorry for Rick Astley, one day he is going to die and nobody will know about it for weeks because nobody will want to click the link. — Ade Bozzay