Rodney Carrington Quotes & Sayings

I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I can say whatever I want. It's a great job to have. — Rodney Carrington

When I was little, there were three channels. — Rodney Carrington

If I do the same act that I did in 1995, in essence you're saying (in a robotic voice), 'My mind has never changed' — Rodney Carrington

I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things. — Rodney Carrington

Kids today know way more than you think they do, with the Internet and 500 TV channels. — Rodney Carrington

I thought comedy would be the hardest thing I could do, and if I could do that, I could do anything. — Rodney Carrington

You can talk about anything if you go about it the right way, which is never malicious. — Rodney Carrington

Show them to me
Show them to me
Unclasp your bra and
set those puppies free — Rodney Carrington