Zrt Lab Quotes & Sayings

Jeff: You know most people who've had near death experiances say they say a white light. What did you see?

Akmed: I saw flying car parts!


Jeff: What was the last thing that went through your mind?


Akmed: My ass. But I saw a blue Prius! Is it true you have one of those? Did you know that if your driving down the highway in a Prius and you stick your hand out the window the car will turn?! — Jeff Dunham

Did it ever occur to you that your neck might matter to me at least as much as mine? Actually, probably more than mine? - Swift, to Cas — Emily Skrutskie

I wish there were easy answers to people's health questions. There aren't. There are answers, all right, but they are not easy. — Andrew Saul

Before we work on artificial intelligence, why don't we do something about natural stupidity? — Steve Polyak

Disguise had always come easy to him. His childhood had served him well - when your sense of self is taken it grows easier to become someone else, when you sell affection it becomes easier to both understand love and be unmoved by it. — Mark Lawrence

As outsiders looking in, my readers and I must reform how we think so we may open ourselves to new forms of knowledge. — Cristina Marrero

Holy church-that mother who is also a queen because she is a king's bride. — Teresa Of Avila

A friend is someone who will always be there for you, in good and hard times. — Lailah Gifty Akita