Zling Quotes & Sayings

Who you are, what your values are, what you stand forthey are your anchor, your north star. You won't find them in a book. You'll find them in your soul. — Anne M. Mulcahy

Frankly, I'll believe in horoscopes the day I can describe my personality to an astrologer and they tell me what date I was born. — Seth Shostak

A father-son relationship is strong, like no other teammates. You could be straightforward with one another. — Mario Andretti

At the outer door to bestow the greetings of the season on the clerk, who, cold as he was, was warmer than Scrooge; for he returned them cordially. "There's another fellow," muttered Scrooge; who overheard him: "my clerk, with fifteen — Charles Dickens

Part of the job for me and others from El Paso who live along the border is to dispel the myths about how supposedly dangerous the border is. — Beto O'Rourke

Whoever saves one life, saves a world entire." - Talmud — Danielle Steel

All right. Here's the deal, bigshot: suck my cock. Do that and I'll let you go. Straight trade."
He unzipped his fly and pulled down the elastic front of his shorts. Something that looked like a dead whitesnake fell out. Johnny observed the thin stream of blood driz-zling from it without surprise. The cop was bleeding from every other orifice, wasn't he?
"Speaking in the literature sense," the cop said, grinning, "this particular blowjob is going to be a little more Anne Rice than Armistead Maupin. I suggest you follow Queen Victoria's advice - close your eyes and think of strawberry shortcake. — Stephen King

If the logic of capitalism is "expand or die," then either it has to die or the world has to die. — Bill Ayers

I wanted to peel myself off of me. — Wendy Walker

Four days after his own funeral, Albert Wilkes came home for Tea. — Justin Richards

I have known beaches, but I have no particular fondness for them. I don't like sand in my crevices. I don't like sand at all. I don't enjoy all that sunshine and heat without the benefit of climate control. — Roxane Gay