Zester Quotes & Sayings

If this book should ever roam, Box its ears and send it home. — Jean Webster

KISS: Keep it simple stupid". — Alejandro Llantada

Yes, it's amazing how little use you get out of a lemon zester on an all-blood diet. — Alexis Hall

She felt about her zester the way some women do about a pair of spiky red shoes
a frivolous splurge, good only for parties, but oh so lovely. — Erica Bauermeister

That I am a foreigner is not my fault. I would rather have been born here. — Ernest Hemingway,

Being a winner in life means finding a way to keep yourself in the personal space where you're being the best and most vibrant you instead of the smallest you. That is the secret to success in anything you want to do in life. That means not comparing yourself to anyone else and concentrating on you. Because when your self-esteem is in the shitter and you don't feel worthy, you look to others for validation, you settle for crappy things and all you get is crappy things and who wants that? — Greg Behrendt

You know Kim Jong Un, the evil dictator of North Korea? Apparently, a guy in his inner circle used his ashtray while smoking and Kim Jong Un had him executed. I remember the same thing happened when a guy used Martha Stewart's personal lemon zester. — David Letterman

It's funny how guilty people start to question your spirituality and education only because they have nothing to say that will justify their faults. — J.B. Albano

Smart women were his catnip. — Nalini Singh

What woman worthy of the name Mother would stand on a high moral platform about selling her body if her child were dying of hunger and exposure? Not I. — Jennifer Worth

You are so brave and quiet I forget you are suffering. — Ernest Hemingway,