Yearbook Series Quotes & Sayings

Throughout history, works of art have been stolen under mysterious circumstances ... Said by some to be the work of "Phantom" thieves ... Others dismiss it as mere myth. But in this country, the stories are all too true. The name of this mysterious thief? "Dark." And his true identity? No one knows ... — Yukiru Sugisaki

Men who had the capacity to apologize - and who knew the right words with which to do it - were few and far between. — Faith Hunter

I don't talk politics and I don't talk philosophy or anything like that, but if you look at my work, you might get an expression of me as a person. — Al Pacino

I was just thinking that he might be willing. It's not like he needs his semen. — Buffy Andrews

Do you remember the time, Mike," Jeremy laughed, "that you put a banana down your pants and walked up to the Palma-nator. It looked like you had one hell of a hard-on. — Buffy Andrews

I'll pray for good semen. And I'll get all of my friends to pray for good semen. — Buffy Andrews

As I drove out the wrought iron gates I had entered, I noticed for the first time how intricate and beautiful they were. They were forged by hand so many years ago and had stood the test of time. — Buffy Andrews

The pimple is perfect. — Buffy Andrews

Yes, I prosecute bastards like him, make them pay for what they did to innocent victims who can't fight for themselves. And every time I win a case, I not only win for the victim, but also for me. — Buffy Andrews

What kind of work do you do," I asked.
"Promise you won't laugh?"
"Promise."
"I'm a proctologist."
I couldn't help it. I laughed a little. "An ass doctor? — Buffy Andrews

You deserve good sperm. You've waited a long time. — Buffy Andrews

Men don't have to tiptoe around me - you can say anything and I won't get offended. — Michael Michele

One day comes after another and another and pretty soon you realize that yesterday was pretty damn long ago and that everything you had hoped for is never going to happen. You can't control it any more than you can control that big wave from getting stronger before it nails you. All you can do is prepare and hope that when it hits, you'll survive. — Buffy Andrews

Never strive to be like someone else, you can only accomplish their greatest achievement. Be the best you that you can be and there is no limit to how far you can go. — DL Taylor

The sight washed over me like a damn wave that you never see coming until it's too late and you're face down eating sand. — Buffy Andrews