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A glove is a very literal looking hand puppet. — Demetri Martin

Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die. — Karl Pilkington

That's the problem with stun guns, even an expensive eighty-thousand-volt Tensor. They don't always bring down a big man. Especially a crazed one with a sense of purpose. — James Patterson

You can have successful teams where people hate but deeply respect each other; the opposite (love but not respect among team members) is a recipe for disaster. — Max Levchin

I was more of the kind of babysitter that liked holding the baby, sort of playing Mom, and then putting the baby to bed and watching TV while eating everything in their kitchen. — Ari Graynor

Today is a gift.
Today is all I have.
I will be fully awake in today. — Lailah Gifty Akita

I understand perfectly well why the Catholic Church preaches against abortion. But it shouldn't be the purpose of the Catholic Church to prevent non-Catholics from having abortions if they feel that abortions are morally acceptable. They can certainly only argue for what they believe to be right in the court of public opinion and try to persuade people. — Andrew Solomon

Sometimes you have to take a break from being a crazy kid. You can't be doing that all the time. Sometimes you just have to pay respect to your own simple-ness. — Sean Paul

Laughter has no foreign accent. — Paul B. Lowney

Deliver total quality to every customer every day. — Dave Thomas