Xkcd Math Quotes & Sayings

It's rumored that Arnold Schwarzenegger's son is cheating on his girlfriend Miley Cyrus. After hearing about it Arnold said, 'That's my boy.' — Conan O'Brien

She laughed. 'See? You can do philosophy!'
He rolled his eyes and shook his head. 'Don't insult me. — Alex Scarrow

When my wits fail me, I resort to self-deception. — Dean Koontz

Mum is sexing David.'
It isn't sexing, it is having sex with. — Jonathan Self

Writing a story, regardless of length, begins always with a single word. — Don Roff

Give and give of y'self till there's nothing left! Only then can you have something! If you take, you diminish things till there's nothing left. If you give, you provide and things grow! Yes? — Ian C. Esslemont

Whenever I work on a part, I look at the world through the filter of the character and I pick things they might use through my observations of real life. — Jeff Bridges

This book will prove the following ten facts:
1. A Goon is a being who melts into the foreground and sticks there.
2. Pigs have wings, making them hard to catch.
3. All power corrupts, but we need electricity.
4. When an irresistible force meets an immovable object, the result is a family fight.
5. Music does not always sooth the troubled beast.
6. An Englishman's home is his castle.
7. The female of the species is more deadly than the male.
8. One black eye deserves another.
9. Space is the final frontier, and so is the sewage farm.
10. It pays to increase your word power. — Diana Wynne Jones

There's nothing you can do about the past. But, you can do a great deal about your future. You don't have to be the same person you were yesterday. You can make changes in your life
absolutely startling changes in a fairly short time. You can make changes you can't even conceive of now, if you give yourself a chance. — Jim Rohn

That pains me in my heart to think that someone who is gay would think that I don't love them and care about them. — Kirk Cameron