Wwe Stone Cold Quotes & Sayings

I came, I saw, and I KICKED Stone Cold's ASS! — Vince McMahon

The past is all patterns, and those patterns remain beneath our feet, even as the stars above reveal their own patterns - for the stars we gaze upon each night are naught but an illusion from the past. — Steven Erikson

I was a good kid, but I've had one Achilles' heel that's stayed with me through the years: talking. I simply could not shut the fuck up-I still can't and that small issue has gotten me in all sorts of trouble. — Andy Cohen

Last time I had three or four of those I crapped for three days straight! — Stone Cold Steve Austin

You see, everyone in that locker-room gotta pager. And everyone that looks at that pager, sees the three-one-six, so their ass belongs to me. — Stone Cold Steve Austin

I'll open up a can of whoop-ass on you! — Stone Cold Steve Austin

I have come here only to share the voices and dreams of our children - because they are all our children. — Kailash Satyarthi

I give permission
for IBM, its customers, partners, and minions, to use JSLint for evil. — Douglas Crockford

At one time, I wanted to be a WWE wrestler. I still do. I want to go in the ring once and mess around and jump off the ropes and do a Stone Cold stunt. — Rob Gronkowski

A Christian is somebody whose eyes have been opened, who admits that Jesus is not what you expected, but he's what you need. — Timothy Keller

Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!? — Stone Cold Steve Austin

Become a champion like Stone Cold Steve Austin! — Stone Cold Steve Austin

If Stone Cold was to become champion, as of now, that would be a public-relations corporate nightmare. — Vince McMahon

When fans think WWE, I don't want them to think Hulk Hogan or The Rock or Stone Cold Steve Austin or John Cena. I want them to think of The Miz. I want to be on every show. When we need a guy to do Conan or Jimmy Kimmel, I want them to call me. I wanna be on the cover of all the video games. I want it all. — The Miz

And I also appreciate the fact that, hell, you can kiss my ass! — Stone Cold Steve Austin

It was ME, Dad, that hired Stone Cold back. Dad, it was me! — Shane McMahon

We're the only western country that doesn't have a national health care ID. — Neal Patterson

Sorry, my watch doesn't speak spanish. — Stone Cold Steve Austin

McMahon 3:16 says 'I just pissed my pants!' — Stone Cold Steve Austin