World Series Funny Quotes & Sayings

I'll pray for good semen. And I'll get all of my friends to pray for good semen. — Buffy Andrews

The pimple is perfect. — Buffy Andrews

It's never happened in the World Series competition, and it still hasn't. — Yogi Berra

You deserve good sperm. You've waited a long time. — Buffy Andrews

Don't write us off. Nobody thought we'd win the World Series in 2005, but we did. There are years when we think we're great, and we're bad. I mean, the funny thing about this game is that you can't figure it out. — Jerry Reinsdorf

What women want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What men want: Tickets to the World Series. — Dave Barry