Workplace Funny Quotes & Sayings

People usually wish that they had the superpower of being invisible but then I realized that the true superpower was to be noticed. — Abdullah Abu Snaineh

There are always good parts. They may not pay what you want, and they may not have as many days' work as you want, they may not have the billing that you want, they may not have a lot of things, but - the content of the role itself - I find there are many roles. — Anne Bancroft

There's more for us to think about in that one little hungry heart than in all the stars of the sky ... — Thomas Hardy

I read recently that women still make 30% less than men in the workplace. Which I think is fine, cause if we didn't make 30% more, you guys would marry each other. — Mike Birbiglia

The look he gave her made her turn away for a moment. Sometimes you couldn't look too closely at another person's pain. — Michelle Sagara West

It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free. — Elizabeth Bishop

Let's adopt all the poses and gestures of something we aren't and don't wish to be, and don't even wish to be taken for being.
Let's buy books so as not to read them; let's go to concerts without caring to hear the music or see who's there; let's take long walks because we're sick of walking; and let's spend whole days in the country, just because it bores us. [23](Zenith trans.) — Fernando Pessoa

Read your own obituary notice; they say you live longer. Gives you second wind. New lease of life. — James Joyce

I don't have any hidden talents but if you dare me to do something I'll go after it big time. — Izabel Goulart

Marriage is one long conversation, chequered by disputes. — Robert Louis Stevenson

I definitely don't want to play by myself. I don't relate to playing music that way. I like interacting with people. — Avey Tare

Neoclassical economics has effectively insulated itself from the great advances made in science and engineering over the last 40 years. This self-imposed isolation must come to an end. For while the concepts of neoclassical economics appear difficult, they are actually quaint in comparison to the sophistication evident in today's mathematics, engineering, computing, evolutionary biology and physics. In order to advance, economics must humbly submit to learning from disciplines that it has studiously ignored for so long. Some researchers in outside fields have called for the wholesale replacement of standard economics curricula, using at least the building blocks of modern thought inherent in other disciplines. — Steve Keen

When you think about it, most of the good ideas came along to make sin a whole lot easier. — Joe Hill

The first mile was always the hardest. By the second, the world grew fuzzy at the edges and only the muffled sound of feet on the trail and the blood pumping in my ears filtered through the haze. — Christina Lauren

Your Destiny is chosen by God, Your future is certain, whether you arrive there is up to you — Myles Munroe