Woody Allen Hypochondriac Quotes & Sayings

I have a great memory. — Carol Burnett

They know you can't get people to stop smoking, so they develop a system of informants. That's the whole idea of second-hand smoke, you know. Make second-hand smoke dangerous and turn everybody against smokers. Then they say you can't even smoke in a bar
a bar!
because bartenders have a right to a smoke-free "workspace." Ah, bartenders, those health nuts ... — Fran Lebowitz

Western funerals: black hearses, and black horses, and fast-fading flowers. Why should black be the colour of death? Why not the colours of a sunset? — Daniele Vare

set a cat among the philosophical pigeons. — Neil Smith

Understanding variation is the key to success in quality and business. — W. Edwards Deming

I am more proud of what distinguishes man from the animals than of what he has in common with them. — Louis MacNeice

A little impatience (carefully applied and infused with — Dusty White