Woodenisms Jerry Quotes & Sayings

Do you ever think you're being an idealist? Do you ever wonder if you're holding out for something that doesn't exist? I'm not being pessimistic, and although I'd like to believe that a boom or we or us exists, I'm not sure I do anymore. Maybe I've been holding out for something that's unrealistic. — Karyn Bosnak

Oh, hasn't he told you? The ones before. None of them last, you see. That's the whole point. — J.P. Delaney

I'm going to die. This is how I'm going to die, and this is where I'm going to die. Because I did all the stupid things you yell at stupid people for doing in stupid movies. — Barry Lyga

The Universe has a plan to make sure we don't ever stop learning, not only in our minds, but also in our hearts. — Pam Houston

Believing there is no God gives me more room for belief in family, people, love, truth, beauty, sex, Jell-o, and all the other things I can prove and that make this life the best life I will ever have. — Penn Jillette