Wolfenden Floors Quotes & Sayings

The supporters ... It is true that they are dangerous when they run close to the riders. From there to throwing a punch. That is a step ... — Gilberto Simoni

Waking up to an alarm clock is getting punched in the face by time. — J.R. Rim

What a privilege it is to be an American! — Thomas Starr King

Your eyes meet and you immediately feel yourself shriveling under his gaze. He bears a scale in one hand and appears to be weighing your worth. Finding you wanting, the Horseman of Famine turns his dark steed and trots on. — Daniel Keidl

You! You tricked me! I never want to see you or that bottle of liquid arsenic again!"
I chucked the empty moonshine jug at him. Or tried to. It missed him by a dozen feet.
He picked it up in astonishment. "You drank the whole bloody thing? You were only supposed to have a few sips!"
"Did you say that? Did you?" He reached me just as I felt the ground tip. "Didn't say anything. I've got those names, so that's all that matters, but you men ... you're all alike. Alive, dead, undead - all perverts! I had a drunken pervert in my pants! Do you know how unsanitary that is?"
Bones held me upright. I would have protested, but I couldn't remember how to. "What are you saying?"
"Winston poltergeisted my panties, that's what!" I announced with a loud hiccup.
"Why, you scurvy, lecherous spook!" Bones yelled in the direction of the cemetery. "If my pipes still worked, I'd go right back there and piss on your grave! — Jeaniene Frost

Judge us not equally, Abraham. We may all deserve hell, but some of us deserve it sooner than others — Seth Grahame-Smith

I'm just rich. I own businesses and I love it. — Julie Newmar

I'm trying to learn how to tap into the power of my own being. I know it sounds corny. — Lucinda Williams

If you have a sacred place and use it, take advantage of it, something will happen. — Joseph Campbell

I almost shit my pants and shriek to high heaven when a loud knock comes from the outside of the car — Belle Aurora

Plus, I was a math and science whiz from my first introduction to the subjects. — David Crane

But they were different. Weary, not sweet. The skin above Jed's eyes fell soft, releasing the worries before they could stick. — Charles M. Blow

I haven't gotten stuck with something because I just keep going, and I keep doing different things. — Lili Taylor