Wizard's First Rule Love Quotes & Sayings

As you travel around medieval England you will come across a sport described by some contemporaries as 'abominable ... more common, undignified and worthless than any other game, rarely ending but with some loss, accident or disadvantage to the players themselves'. This is football. — Ian Mortimer

Guns are always the best method for a private suicide. They are more stylish looking than single-edged razor blades and natural gas has got so expensive. Drugs are too chancy. You might miscalculate the dosage and just have a good time. — P. J. O'Rourke

So forgive me, love, if I cry in your shower. So forgive me, love, for the salt in your bed. So forgive me, love, if I cry all afternoon ... — Alanis Morissette

Gossip, or, as we gossips like to say, character analysis. — Elizabeth Hardwick

You don't have to walk on water, it's how you walk on land. — Jason Crabb