Witty Profiles Friendship Quotes & Sayings

I don't watch reality TV. — Dave Attell

The world of demons, fallen Angels, is very real - a fact we need to know. We have to face up to this terrible reality, so that we do not fall unsuspectingly into their hands and come under their tyranny. — Basilea Schlink

Tennis is like marrying for money. Love means nothing. — Phyllis Diller

I like dressing like I'm going on a date when I'm on stage. — Jenny Slate

Chapter Nineteen — S.D. Smith

Mom! I'm going with the boys to ... do ... something!"
"WHAT SORT OF SOMETHING?" This was Maura, from inside the house.
"SOMETHING DISTASTEFUL!" Blue roared back. — Maggie Stiefvater

You always get one or two people that aren't going to be saying nice things. It doesn't really bother me, but you're always going to get a few people like that. — Georgia Salpa

For, were it not good that evil things should also exist, the omnipotent God would almost certainly not allow evil to be, since beyond doubt it is just as easy for Him not to allow what He does not will, as for Him to do what He will. — Saint Augustine

I have friends who are in the posh category and some who are in the not-at-all-posh category, and some who you would find it very hard to get any sort of handle on. But I am lucky to have any friends, of course. — Jools Holland

Fine," he says, his words coming out breathless. "I'll save your precious sword-master, McKenzie. But I will never, ever give you back to him. — Sandy Williams