Wisecrackers Quotes & Sayings

I think that's what I love about glam-rock. It invited you to participate. It asked you to change yourself in all these different ways, or offered up all these options. — Todd Haynes

Every year, employees' theft and fraud at the workplace are estimated at about $600 billion. — Dan Ariely

Then one day in school, I turned round to the others and said, 'Dude, what if we started a band like All Time Low? — 5 Seconds Of Summer

No other profession is subject to the public contempt and derision that sometimes befalls lawyers. the bitter fruit of public incomprehension of the law itself and its dynamics. — Irving Kaufman

before I got to the shore, which I conjectured was about eight o'clock in the evening. I then advanced forward near half a mile, but could not discover any sign of houses or inhabitants; at least I was in so weak a condition, that I did not observe them. I was extremely tired, and with that, and the heat of the weather, and about half a pint of brandy that I drank as I left the ship, I found myself much inclined to sleep. I lay down on the grass, which was very short and soft, where I slept sounder than ever I remembered to have done in my life, and, as I reckoned, about nine hours; for when I awaked, it was just day-light. I attempted to rise, but was not able to stir: for, as I happened to lie on my back, I found my arms and legs were strongly fastened on each side to the ground; and my hair, which was long — Jonathan Swift

I can see myself still myself all along the way I have gone. - Lady Abundance — William Morris

It's a little weird that they keep walking around sniffing things. Think I'll do that eventually?"
"I have no idea. At least they aren't chewing on the furniture. — Nichole Chase

The only competition that matters is the one that takes place within yourself. — Pete Carroll

I embrace the imperfections and celebrate them. — Kesha

We are often prophets to others only because we are our own historians. — Sophie Swetchine