Wise Humorous Quotes & Sayings

I consider it top priority to improve water quality and increase water quantity in my community. — Joe Baca

You don't hear what I hear. — Lailah Gifty Akita

You should *have* an experience; it shouldn't just *be* an experience. — Alan Cumming

The egoist does not tolerate egoism. — Philibert Joseph Roux

What's that?"
"It's a book."
"What's that, then?"
"A non-volatile storage medium. It's very rare, you should have one. — Steve Roberts

If you know how a man deals with his money, how he gets it, spends it, keeps it, shares it, you know one of the most important things about him. — Henry Taylor

Weakness is weaker when discovered by others. — Mita Jain

Is there any thinking animal like man? — Lailah Gifty Akita

Darkness is necessary for evolvement. — Lailah Gifty Akita

I've always loved tales of broken lovers who roam through countrysides singing their stories of woe and separation, their honey- sweet longing for the next life when they can suddenly be re united. It makes other people happy, you see. It makes people grateful that it hasn't happened to them. — Roshani Chokshi

The stage is like a laboratory where you can run theatrical experiments, imposing interesting conditions on the cast or story and seeing how they pan out. Each new play is like creating a tiny virtual universe enclosed by the confines of the stage. — Marcus Du Sautoy

Is the any model like morality? — Lailah Gifty Akita

But at home he was our humorous, kind, and wise Dad. He loved reading, and he loved including the whole family in his discoveries. He — Ji-li Jiang

Not everything that is seen is visible. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Just as our Redeemer gave His life as a vicarious sacrifice for all men, and in so doing became our Savior, even so we, in a small measure, when we engage in proxy work in the temple, become as saviors to those on the other side. — Gordon B. Hinckley

It has endless possibilities, and but what we do with our arrangements, we move the borders of cello playing and discover new ways of new techniques of cello playing. — Luka Sulic

Keeping score is for games, not friendships. — John C. Maxwell

A word to the wise an't nesisary its the stupid ones who need the edvise. — Eliga H. Gould

Don't leave," I whispered, tightening my hold. "Never leave me again. Stay with me. Forever." The winter prince smiled, a small, easy smile, and lowered his lips to mine. "I promise. — Julie Kagawa

A fool will study for twenty or thirty years and learn how to do something, but a wise man will study for twenty or thirty minutes and become an expert. In this world, it isn't ability that counts, but authority. — Barry Hughart

If a man can save himself, there is no need for a Saviour. — Lailah Gifty Akita

The world is made up of words. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Are we...does that mean...are we cousins? — Richelle Mead

Change does not take place in a vacuum. — Lailah Gifty Akita

The most colossal display of wise, inspiring,
and humorous metaphors ever exhibited in one place. — Richard Lederer

What you don't know is the people around you have their own pain and insecurities and they also want to be normal, so they are happy to treat you like glass because if there isn't any one around to pity, it gives them more time to think about what's wrong in their own lives. — Inger Iversen

Where in the Bible are we told in one verse not to do a thing and in the next to do it?

'Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou also be like unto him.' Prov. xxvi. 4.

'Answer a fool according to his folly, lest he be wise in his own conceit.' Prov. xxvi. 5. — Samuel Grant Oliphant