William Kaplan Quotes & Sayings

My knees look like they lost a knife fight with a midget. — E. J. Holub

She was every inch the skeletal goddess that had been promised by the bones of her feet. — Jefferson Smith

was starting to raise my hand in a thumbs-down gesture, so he said, "Okay, okay! If we don't drink blood, we look really pale. Regardless of our ethnicity or geographic location or exposure to the sun. And we feel cold to the touch." He paused and looked down at me in exasperation. "I am seriously trying here. Every instinct I have is telling me to use polysyllabic words to impress you. — Temple West

I never wanted money worries to slow me down or make me take a job I didn't want. — Alexander Payne

I've always risen to the challenge and faced adversity; it's just a part of who I am. — Erik Rutan

A nontheological faith cannot explain itself, but a too theological faith loses contact with the reason for its existence. (154) — Harold O.J. Brown

Those who use the Bible as a reference for moral behavior are simply cherry-picking those teachings, such as the Golden Rule, that they have independently decided are moral for other reasons, while ignoring those teachings with which they disagree. — Victor J. Stenger