Wilkerson Funeral Home Reidsville Quotes & Sayings

You know Sven? The man who takes care of the gym?' he asked. He waited till he got a nod from Nicholson. 'Well, if Sven dreamed tonight that his dog died, he'd have a very, very bad night's sleep, because he's very fond of that dog. But when he woke up in the morning, everything would be all right. He'd know it was only a dream.'
Nicholson nodded. 'What's the point exactly?'
The point is if his dog really died, it would be exactly the same thing. Only he wouldn't know it. I mean he wouldn't wake up till he died himself. — J.D. Salinger

It's impracticable to halt the exponential advancement of technology. — Ben Goertzel

These are things that help me if not lose then leave behind, what else, my self. — Sebastian Faulks

First bathrooms, now cars. At least people are wearing their seat belts. — Donna Lynn Hope

There are some good people. But a good chunk of them will lie for no reason at all - it'll be ten o'clock and they'll tell you it's nine. You're looking at the clock and you can't even fathom why they're lying. They just lie because that's what they do. — John Cusack

We think of the number "five" as applying to appropriate groups of any entities whatsoever - to five fishes, five children, five apples, five days ... We are merely thinking of those relationships between those two groups which are entirely independent of the individual essences of any of the members of either group. This is a very remarkable feat of abstraction; and it must have taken ages for the human race to rise to it — Alfred North Whitehead

Just because someone's dead doesn't mean it's over. My grandfather died more than 25 years ago, but I still think of him a lot and smell his smell. — Julian Clary

Uncle wanted to eat his pie and then have us feel sorry for him because it was making him fat. — Kopano Matlwa

A: Everything changes. B: But not enough. — Mason Cooley

He was the kind of guy who won the stupid tricks contest at local bars by inhaling a silver chain up his nostril and pulling it out his mouth. — Jennifer Coburn