Your mom's not that bad," said Jim. "Are you trying to make me mad?" "Okay she is." "I knew it. You've never liked her." "What's the right answer?" "So you're just telling me what I want to hear?" Jim reached over and put a hand on his wifes. "I love you. — Tim Dorsey
You're a sleazy defense lawyer with two ex-wifes and an eight-year-old daughter and we all love you. — Michael Connelly