Whatevs Quotes & Sayings

You start realizing that maybe you're the one night a month that people have out, and they don't need to hear your political views or how dark you can get. They just want to laugh for an hour and go home. Once I wrapped my head around that, my act evolved accordingly. — Billy Gardell

I don't emphasize the whatevs. I say it as if it's truly a toss-away word. — Eugene Mirman

If you meet a girl, you meet a girl. It's normal, so if you exchange numbers, whatevs, it's cool. — Zayn Malik

Like, Australians definitely don't walk around dressed up in blackface going, 'Ha-ha.' — Chris Lilley

Prohibition is an awful flop. We like it. It can't stop what it's meant to stop. We like it. It's left a trail of graft and slime It don't prohibit worth a dime It's filled our land with vice and crime, Nevertheless, we're for it. — Franklin P. Adams

Everyone, no matter how refined, had a stash of porn. — Tinnean

His laughter stitches more of me together. Bit by bit, I feel like my friends are coming back to me. Or maybe I'm coming back to them. Suppose — Pierce Brown

Low maintance is what's forgettable. You might want to right that down, underline it, circle it and put a star by it. It's golden. — Gena Showalter

Eugene Mirman is the Andy Warhol of comedy. People look to him for what's next in comedy, and he emails these people back promptly. The Will to Whatevs put me in a great mood because I was laughing out loud. Alone. That's hard to do. — Mike Birbiglia