Weyandts Revenge Quotes & Sayings

(Bonus points if the presentation is already available via a TED Talk, and they still asked you to perform in person.) — Anonymous

Not greeting people isn't enough. One also doesn't greet people one doesn't know. — Karl Kraus

You could look at people in India and say we are manufacturing the cabin that is going to be a part of the U.S. President's helicopter. That's a pretty big deal, right? There are 11 other heads of state who we support, but the fact is, to me, it's a very large deal. — Louis R. Chenevert

IN AN OLD YUGOSLAV JOKE mocking police corruption, a policeman returns home unexpectedly and finds his wife naked in their marital bed, obviously hot and excited. Suspecting that he surprised her with a lover, he starts to look around the room for a hidden man. The wife goes pale when he leans down to look under the bed; but after some brief whispering, the husband rises with a satisfied, smug smile and says "Sorry, my love, false alarm. There is no one under the bed!," while his hand is holding tightly a couple of high denomination banknotes. — Slavoj Zizek

People are voting for Conservatives in greater numbers, but it's not translating into Conservative seats. — Allan Gregg

The freezing rain sifts down, handfuls of shining rice thrown by some unseen celebrant. Wherever it hits, it crystallizes into a granulated coating of ice. — Margaret Atwood

Stylistically, I love make-up. I love doing my own make-up and stuff, but clothes-wise, I actually didn't ever really care. Initially the fashion world was more interested in me than the music world, which was strange when I first started singing. — Lana Del Rey

Caesar broke the law when he crossed the Rubicon," Frank said. "Great leaders have to think out side the box sometimes. — Rick Riordan

The trouble with me is, I belong to a vanishing race. I'm one of the intellectuals. — Robert E. Sherwood

The saddest day of your life is when you decide to sell out, and nobody wants to buy. — Norman Spinrad