Wellers Quotes & Sayings

So this gargoyle you're looking for, she could imagine herself saying. It wouldn't happen to have freaky magical powers, or the ability to devour human souls, would it? — Christine Warren

After the climb, you should feel no trace of tiredness; on the contrary, it is then that you should be really fresh. Then you will have found the correct measure of your abilities. — Hermann Buhl

Breast feeding is a good thing. I promise you that's not what made you gay. "
" I know that, men did that. And penises. — Z.A. Maxfield

Computer languages differ not so much in what they make possible, but in what they make easy. — Larry Wall

Shyness has laws you can only give yourself; tragically to those who least understand. — Lawrence Durrell

The true and lasting genius of humour does not drag you thus to boxes labelled 'pathos,' 'humour,' and show you all the mechanism of the inimitable puppets that are going to perform. How I used to laugh at Simon Tapperwit, and the Wellers, and a host more! But I can't do it now somehow; and time, it seems to me, is the true test of humour. It must be antiseptic. — Mark Twain

Man City needed something and when Johnson did something, something happened — Ruud Gullit

Unless one decorates one's house for oneself alone, best leave it bare, for other people are walleyed. — D.H. Lawrence

Just remember that you don't have to be what they want you to be. — Muhammad Ali

Unbelief is judged by Jesus not as an intellectual error but as a hostile act of prejudice against God Himself. — R.C. Sproul

A combustion engine of ambition and disappointment. — Tina Fey

Just like life, it was only the contrast with darkness that had made it seem brighter. — Osman Welela