Weekend At Mort's Quotes & Sayings

The President has apologized for his activities with Monica Lewinsky. These were too little, too late, in my opinion. — Barbara Cubin

Fatherhood is helping your children learn English as a foreign language. — Bill Cosby

We are told to remember the idea and not the man. Because a man can fail. He can be caught, he can be killed and forgotten. But 400 years later, an idea can still change the world. I have witnessed firsthand the power of ideas. I've seen people kill in the name of them. But you cannot kiss an idea ... cannot touch it or hold it.
Ideas do not bleed. They do not feel pain. They do not love. And it is not an idea that I miss. It is a man.
A man that made me remember the 5th of November. A man that I will never forget. — Alan Moore

You be America, alien invaders, and we'll be Vietnam.
And the Others go, Yeah, okay, right. — Rick Yancey

Prayer is always in danger of degenerating into a glorified gold rush. How to get things from God occupies most [books]. — Aiden Wilson Tozer