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A friend of mine tells me that a Beethoven symphony can solve for him a problem of conduct. I've no doubt that it does so simply by giving him a sense of the tragedy and the greatness of human destiny, which makes his personal anxieties seem small, which throws them into a new proportion. — Joyce Cary

I gave in continuously, with painful pleasure, to waves of unhappiness. — Elena Ferrante

A man's true wealth hereafter is the good he has done to his fellowmen. — Mahatma Gandhi

Be grateful to everyone is about making peace with the aspects of ourselves that we have rejected ... If we were to make a list of people we don't like - people we find obnoxious, threatening, or worthy of contempt - we would discover much about those aspects of ourselves that we can't face ... other people trigger the karma that we haven't worked out. — Pema Chodron

A life postponed too long might never be lived. — Joan Slonczewski

I would rather play Hamlet with no rehearsal than TV golf. — Jack Lemmon

Some photographers are compulsively effusive. "Beautiful. Amazing. Gorgeous! Ugh, so gorgeous!" they yell at shutter speed. If you are anything less than insane, you will realize this is not sincere. It's hard to take because it's more positive feedback than you've received in your entire life thrown at you in fifteen seconds. — Tina Fey

All of us have times when we think we are ugly,but all.of us have a unique beauty others do not have. — Sandara Park

I would leave school every day and walk to my grandparents' house under the El because everyone worked. I was 6 and walking home alone from school. It was a different city and a different time. — Joe Lhota

To convince oneself that one has the right to live decently takes time. — Evita Peron

A Tibetan proverb says that it is better to live for one day as a tiger than to live for a thousand years as a sheep. Well, I think the opposite, because the most important thing is to exist! Living sheep is superior to dead tiger! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

I had a solo career before Van Halen. My fan base filtered through Van Halen with me and came right on out the other side with me. — Sammy Hagar