Washington Post Fake Quotes & Sayings

In a June 25, 2010, Washington Post article, the CIA acknowledged officially
discussing the creation of a video of a fake Saddam Hussein having sex with a
teenage boy in order to discredit him in the eyes of the Iraqi people. Evidently,
the Agency did create a video of a fake Osama Bin Laden drinking liquor
around a campfire with his cronies, bragging about their conquests of young
boys. The article quoted an anonymous former CIA officer "chuckling" at the
memory, and declaring that the actors used in the video were drawn from
"some of us darker-skinned employees." These ridiculous clandestine ideas
brought to mind the childish efforts to assassinate Fidel Castro forty years
earlier. — Donald Jeffries

Christopher felt a smile -his first genuine smile in a long time- pulling at his lips. "Does Miss Hathaway have many suitors?"
"Oh, yes. But none of them want to marry her."
"Why is that, do you imagine?"
"They don't want to get shot," the child said, shrugging.
"Pardon?" Christopher's brows lifted.
"Before you marry, you have to get shot by an arrow and fall in love," the boy explained. — Lisa Kleypas

Getting the best response from people is how I base my success. — Dan Fogelberg

That wasn't very nice...I do believe you killed my hat.
~Kisuke Urahara — Tite Kubo

I never made any money from my music. I don't make that much; I make it flip-flopping between five and ten different disciplines. — Charlemagne Palestine

I had to be different ... so I would not be inferior. We could not occupy the same space together. Like horses in a race, I was tired of jostling for position and losing. I chose a different course so that losing would not be an option. — Julianne Donaldson

[My early stories] are the work of a living writer whom I know in a sense, but can never meet. — Elizabeth Bowen

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm just a fucked up hit man, And nothing rhymes with that. — Pepper Winters

Genes themselves are made of bits. — James Gleick