Waldo Butters Quotes & Sayings

Sullen monosyllabism, a sure sign of sleep deprivation. — Jim Butcher

This is Waldo Butters, and his geek penis is longer and harder than any of ours put together. — Jim Butcher

We are not going to die."
Butters stared up at me, pale, his eyes terrified. "We're not?"
"No. And do you know why?" He shook his head. "Because Thomas is too pretty to die. And because I'm too stubborn to die." I hauled on the shirt even harder. "And most of all because tomorrow is Oktoberfest, Butters, and polka will never die. — Jim Butcher