Wakeupdialer Quotes & Sayings

People don't like to be lectured to, but if you can make them laugh, their defenses come down, and for the time being they've accepted whatever truth is embedded in your humor. — Paul Krassner

If I could go back in time and tell my younger self that eventually that I'd become very successful writing Dune books after Frank Herbert's death, I would have laughed myself silly, I think, at how strange that prospect would be. — Kevin J. Anderson

Baseball is 50% from the neck up — Ted Williams

In our country we must trust the people to hear and see both the good and the bad and to choose the good. — Eleanor Roosevelt

My wife and I both come from Irish families. There are two kinds of Irish families: the hitting kind and the kidding kind. If you're fortunate - and both of us are - you come from the kidding kind of Irish family. — P. J. O'Rourke

When [Theresa May] says something she means it and she gets her way. — Damian Green

The thing man loves more than anything else is to have his own way. Such is the supremacy of self. Abdicate? Never! — L.E. Maxwell

Each of us has a fire in our hearts for something. It's our goal in life to find it and keep it. — Mary Lou Retton

She imagined people picking up the newspapers she dropped through their doors, reading about a world they never visited. For the first time it occurred to her that her classmates had been right. Except it wasn't just one ghost, but many, one in every flat. Floating through the walls, communicating only through the strange words and symbols they left in the lift. — Catherine O'Flynn

You cannot learn what you are made of if you rely on anyone or anything else to help you. — Christopher Paolini

I have infinite capacity to do more work as long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero. — Scott Adams

All grown-ups were once children ... but only few of them remember it. — Antoine De Saint-Exupery

Peasant people ... don't have a chance to share in the riches that the planet can offer because some people are taking off so much of the pleasures of this world, and there's only so much to go around. — Dorothy Stang

You can't spend your life apologizing. — Jude Law