W2 Funny Quotes & Sayings

Well now," the dragon says to her in a voice like rolling thunder, "who are you really here to save? — Patti Larsen

politics was a necessarily dirty game of treachery and deceit. — Dave Robinson

I cannot tell whether diamonds appeared in his eyes or mine as the shine of adoration became the icon one sees in history, a Byzantine sparkle, Medieval armor against all odds. — Alice Shapiro

Measure what is important, don't make important what you can measure — Robert McNamara

Vertigo doesn't apply in planes for some reason. You think it's some kind of magic and you don't know how it's keeping you up, but when you're on a cliff top it's a different matter. — Jonathan Meades

When people say the word "convention," they are usually referring to large gatherings of the employees of companies and corporations who attend a mass assembly, usually in a big hotel somewhere, for the purpose of pretending to learn stuff when they are in fact enjoying a free trip somewhere, time off work, and the opportunity to flirt with strangers, drink, and otherwise indulge themselves. The first major difference between a business convention and a fan-dom convention is that fandom doesn't bother with the pretenses. They're just there to have a good time. The second difference is the dress code - the ensembles at a fan convention tend to be considerably more novel. — Jim Butcher

Loving yourself means to be your own best friend. Loving yourself means that you do not betray yourself. Loving yourself means only choosing situations and relationships that honor your divinity and respect your body. Loving yourself means eating foods that are healthy because you want to treat your body well. Loving yourself mean you talk kindly to yourself after you have made a mistake because you realize that you are human and that we all make mistakes. Loving yourself means exercising because you want to protect your body and keep it as a well-tuned optimally working — Liz Nierzwicki

A cowboy never takes unfair advantage - even of an enemy. — Gene Autry

If someone were to come from another planet and see the world through movies, they'd think that the world was populated by white men in their 30s who shoot a lot. — Bonnie Bedelia

We do not require man's religion for salvation. We do not believe in anything that forces people to keep their places in this world. — Thomm Quackenbush

If it isn't also true for a poor single Christian mom in Haiti, it isn't true. — Jen Hatmaker

Have you heard of famous quitters? — Summer Andrews

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity. — Lucius Annaeus Seneca

If only one were crazy enough to do everything differently — Milena Michiko Flasar

I actually like doing commercials. I don't like doing them to the exclusion of everything else, but I like doing them. The 30-second format is very hard. I sometimes call it American Haiku. And I think some of the commercials I've done are not so bad. — Errol Morris