Vtipne Quotes & Sayings

God didn't save his son one stroke of misery. He won't withhold any good thing from you. — Stephen Altrogge

On stage, you've got dialogue you've learned. You've got a paying audience. It couldn't be better, you know? — Guy Pearce

I agree with Sophocles: the greatest luck is not to have been born - but, as the joke goes on, very few people succeed in it. — Slavoj Zizek

[On Senator Jesse Helms] I think he ought to be worried about what's going on in the Good Lord's mind, because if there is retributive justice, he'll get AIDS from a transfusion, or one of his grandchildren will. — Nina Totenberg

to fill that gap. The habit of judging ourselves is what pounds us into the ground. You're — Ruby Wax

An old house with its windows gone always makes me think of something dead with its eyes picked out. — Lucy Maud Montgomery