Vodka Funny Quotes & Sayings

The inside is packed with people. Lots of them crowding the bar, passing drinks back for people to carry to tables. A bunch of guys are pouring shots of vodka.
"To Zacharov!" one toasts.
"To open hearts and open bars!" calls another.
"And open legs," says Anton. — Holly Black

This where you bring all your girls before you bury them in the woods? — Pippa DaCosta

The second episode of any new show can be tough. You have about a week to top the well-crafted and polished pilot episode that was written over six months. — Michael Patrick King

I love cooking, but I love the business, too. It's important because a lot of chefs forget the business side and have to shut down after six months. — Jean-Georges Vongerichten

I spilled some vodka on the carpet, and I vacuumed it up, and the vacuum got drunk. I had to take the Hoover to detox. — Mitch Hedberg

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party! — Ron White

The Glass has Shattered but the Cross Remains — S.R. Lewis

Nah, Dad, I'm good. Please leave me in this hotel bedroom with my handsome boyfriend. And several of his relatives, and a very sharp weapon."
"Clearly I went badly wrong somewhere when raising you," said Dad. "Well, best to do down before Tomo gets into the vodka. — Sarah Rees Brennan

Drinking coffee is kinda my major hobby ... the great benefit of being an actor is you have all this spare time. My ideal is just hanging out with people - I think I am innately lazy. — Craig Parker

"It's rock star stuff. You wouldn't understand. Bendy straws are the shit." — Kim Holden

Are you mad that he's here?" Marie whispered in my ear.
I shook my head while I prepared two vodka tonics.
"Well, you look mad." She laughed at me. "What's wrong?"
"I'm allergic to whores," I said under my breath. — Tina Reber

It's a fun playtime. Please, don't kill it with big words. — Chuck Palahniuk

Are you really speechless or has the vodka finally impaired your ability to function like a normal human? — Heidi McLaughlin

I live on shameless flattery ... and vodka ... but the two usually go hand in hand. — Vicktor Alexander