Vlatkovic Horn Quotes & Sayings

Toilet paper was either bleached white or unbleached gray, yet there were more than a dozen kinds of ketchup and about 30 brands of cookies. I approved of their priorities. — Kristine K. Stevens

Women are like the arts, forced unto none, Open to all searchers, unprized, if unknown. — John Donne

I tend to put my foot in my mouth. I'm not good at being diplomatic. I tend to piss people off. — Pink

He raised his hands, not to strike, but in benediction. Lincoln was the grandest figure of the fiercest civil war. He is the gentlest memory of our world. — Robert Green Ingersoll

Solving problems - actually solving them, not just claiming you do - solving perceived, urgent problems, is a surefire way to get the world to beat a path to your door. — Seth Godin

I lost my hair mixing a substance called white gunpowder on the kitchen table. — Mark Oliphant

In the dust of defeat as well as the laurels of victory there is a glory to be found if one has done his best. — Eric Liddell

The novice-friendly software is more like a misbehaving dog: it shits on the floor, it destroys things, and stinks - the novice-friendly software embodies the opposite of what computer people have dreamed of for decades: artificial stupidity. It's more human. — Erik Naggum

The clock gulps softly, eating second whole while she waits ... — Barbara Kingsolver

For Harmony. A chance at life. To fight on other days. — Janet Morris

Kudra was amused by Alobar's tentative polka until her eyes fell upon the tumescent protrusion dancing with him. Disgusting she thought. An erection is just inappropriate. Then she realized with a shock that she was so wet that children could have sailed toy boats in her underpants. — Tom Robbins

I was brought up to believe I could achieve anything. My mother instilled in me the belief that there was always something great coming. For example, even though I'm afraid of flying, I always think the plane can't crash because there are so many better things still to come. — Joe Bastianich

As for your camera-never leave home without it! — Jimmy Steinfeldt

When there's people on the other side of the room trying to wipe out your life and things are stacked against you, you can get nervous. — Jello Biafra

She dropped on his chest with both knees and vengefully banged his head on the floor, once to knock him out and twice because it made her feel better. — Kerry Greenwood