Vampire Diaries Damon Salvatore Funny Quotes & Sayings

If something happens once, it may never happen again. If it happens twice it most likely will keep happening. — Paulo Coelho

Link is a quiet man to meet- easy and courteous. His music, though, betrays that deep inside he gets very very mean very often. I remember being made very uneasy the first time I heard Rumble , and yet very excited by the guitar sound. And his voice! He sounds like a cross between Jagger and Van Morrison, even sometimes like Robbie Robertson. We met him in New York in 1970 while recording Who's Next ... this later inspired the b-side Wasp Man, a tune we dedicated to Link Wray. — Pete Townshend

I've run my mouth pretty good about my beliefs. — Stephen Baldwin

I came up in the theater, and I learned pretty quickly that reading a review, whether it's good or bad, can strangely affect the next performances, because you're reacting to something that's been said about you. So I tend to avoid that stuff pretty studiously. — Dallas Roberts

The ceiling was a mural showing some ancient hero making a deal with a two-faced celestial being. — Brian McClellan

When you start out without a record nobody knows you, but if you have a record it's a lot easier. — John Deacon

I really don't look at comparing things that way because even in a 14-game season, there could be a running back who could have a lot more carries than other running backs. — Franco Harris

I'll own up: I think it is a dream, Miss Verena. But a man who doesn't dream is like a man who doesn't sweat: he stores up a lot of poison. — Truman Capote

I wish I had more time to sit down and be a little bit more normal. — Dan Fogelberg

The Cool Stuff Theory of Literature is as follows: All literature consists of whatever the writer thinks is cool. The reader will like the book to the degree that he agrees with the writer about what's cool. And that works all the way from the external trappings to the level of metaphor, subtext, and the way one uses words. In other words, I happen not to think that full-plate armor and great big honking greatswords are cool. I don't like 'em. I like cloaks and rapiers. So I write stories with a lot of cloaks and rapiers in 'em, 'cause that's cool. Guys who like military hardware, who think advanced military hardware is cool, are not gonna jump all over my books, because they have other ideas about what's cool.
The novel should be understood as a structure built to accommodate the greatest possible amount of cool stuff. — Steven Brust

Is it possible to both want and not want something at the same time? For desire to ride with fear? — S.J. Watson

Damned, damned be the rich! May not even their fingernails be left! ... I'm sure that they are going to Hell head-first. — Federico Garcia Lorca

Tears have always been easier to shed than explain. — Marty Rubin

I feel that nasal spray is a wondrous medical achievement, because it is supposed to relieve nasal congestion, and by gadfrey, it relieves nasal congestion. What I'm saying is that it actually works, which is something you can say about very few other aspects of the medical establishment. — Dave Barry