Valentine's Day 2015 Funny Quotes & Sayings

corrections." "Global corrections? — Iris Johansen

What should be shrunken must first be stretched. — Laozi

I believe that Mexico, geographically, is located in a privileged position. We serve as the meeting point with North America and the rest of Latin America. — Enrique Pena Nieto

Whose little boy are you? — James Baldwin

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it, because when they fired me, I had to show up to work anyway. — Wallace Wang

Find that thing that you are passionate about, that you will do day or night whether someone pays you or not ... because if you have that, you will have gold. — Peter Diamandis

Funny, a witch who likes dogs over cats. I think I like this about you. - Rhydian — Mira Monroe

I should have known," I said. "Silence seemed smart, but now he's made this huge."

Mr. Rasmus grunted. "We need a plan."

"We have a plan," I snapped. "Is there anything we really could have done besides marrying me off faster?"

General Leger stood with his back against a bookshelf, still staring at the blank screen. "We could kill him."

I sighed. "I really don't want that to be my go-to move. — Kiera Cass

There's no such thing as a good or bad culture, it's either a strong or weak culture. And a good culture for somebody else may not be a good culture for you. — Brian Chesky

They were young and loud and triumphant, and the Kings of Henrietta. — Maggie Stiefvater