Uruguayan Women Quotes & Sayings

Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness. — Terry Pratchett

Death ray, fiddlesticks! Why, it doesn't even slow them up! — Charles Adams

I was very pleased to get a Supreme Court justice suggesting a column, so I went and did a column about Beano. I went with my wife and another guy to a Mexican restaurant, which we thought would be the ultimate test for an antiflatulance product. There's a reason most of Mexico is located out of doors. And it worked. Several newspapers refused to run that column. But they did run advertisements for Beano. — Dave Barry

Liam learned that it was possible to appear to move forward when you were really standing still. — Kristin Hannah

Laughter is immeasurable. Be joyful — Wendell Berry

I don't read books. I like to read newspapers and magazines, but I've never learnt to enjoy books or novels. — Kid Rock

Hunger justifies the middle classes. — Julien Torma

Baseball is a lot like the Army, there aren't many individuals. About the only difference is that baseball players get to stay in nice hotels instead of barracks. — Bill Lee

Let go. Let go of all the stress and drama in your life. It's not worth it, and your body is far too important - too precious - to be bothered by a simple psych-out. You will figure it all out eventually, so why make life more complicated? — Matthew Moy

Hurrah I awake from yesterday
Alive but the war is here to stay
So my love Caterina and me
Decide to take our last walk
Through the noise to the sea
Not to die but to be reborn
Away from a land so battered and torn ...
Forever ... — Jimi Hendrix