Unscrewed Comedy Quotes & Sayings

Proceeding with caution and proceeding slowly are sometimes two different things. In certain circumstances, momentum could be more important than caution,
though it was never wise to dispense with wariness. — Dean Koontz

I think I'm a father, but a father of three kids! — John Petrucci

A leader is a person who must take special responsibility for what's going on inside of himself or herself ... lest the act of leadership create more harm than good. — Parker J. Palmer

The law is bigger than money - but only if the law works hard enough. — Thomas Dewey

I wanted to be listened to. I don't know if they were or not, though. — Jimi Hendrix

If we cannot speak with confidence about biblical authority, what ground have we for challenging the reigning plausibility structure? — Lesslie Newbigin

What most we wish, with ease we fancy near. — Edward Young

Quentin did not answer, staring at the window; then he could not tell if it was the actual window or the window's pale rectangle upon his eyelids, though after a moment it began to emerge. It began to take shape in its same curious, light, gravity-defying attitude
the once-folded sheet out of the wistaria Mississippi summer, the cigar smell, the random blowing of the fireflies. "The South," Shreve said. "The South. Jesus. No wonder you folks all outlive yourselves by years and years and years." It was becoming quite distinct. He would be able to decipher the words soon, in a moment; even almost now, now, now.
"I am older at twenty than a lot of people who have died," Quentin said. — William Faulkner

1Give thanks to the LORD, call on his name; make known among the nations what he has done. — Anonymous

Life appears in a vast variety and innumerable succession of individual forms, since the most salient character of the universe is just that it ceaselessly gives birth to living individuals. — Joseph Alexander Leighton