Unprovoked Pulmonary Quotes & Sayings

oxys, roxys, morphine and Dilaudid — Anonymous

An ideal first date should involve things like a candle-lit dinner, soft music, and a binary anal defibrillator, with a guest appearance by Renaldo. — Jarod Kintz

The Christian faith gives us a new conception of work as the means by which God loves and cares for his world through us. — Timothy Keller

To Hate Or To Hate Not? For It Is Best Not To Hate ... For Hate Has Such A Destructive Past! — Timothy Pina

How could an article about computers begin with such an idiotic opening line: Where is Slovenia? — Paulo Coelho

I'm going to become bitter and distrustful of people because one person betrayed me. I'm going to hate those who have found their treasure because I never found mine. And I'm going to hold on to what little I have, because I'm too insignificant to conquer the world. — Paulo Coelho

You know, we don't have any decorative sprigs of rosemary; we're not placing little matchstick radishes onto an hors d'oeuvre ... The food's gotta taste good. The concept's gotta taste good. — Nadia Giosia

the great aim of education,' said Herbert Spencer, 'is not knowledge but action. — Dale Carnegie

Your fantasies are unlikely. But beautiful. — Thom Yorke

Her own folly amused her: she had once thought of herself as smart - but look at where she was. — Larry McMurtry