Universitaire Vaudois Quotes & Sayings

An experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often quite often picturesque liar. — Mark Twain

I like comedies, I like thrillers, I like love stories. Everything is beautiful; it depends if the film is good, who cares? Everything is interesting. — Monica Bellucci

The sex curriculum will be essentially by taught by the local gay community. — Michele Bachmann

I'll call you," he repeated.
"If you call me, I won't pick up the phone."
"You will wait by the phone for my call, and when it rings, you will pick it up and you will speak to me in a civil manner. If you don't know how, ask someone. — Ilona Andrews

I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? — Jerry Seinfeld

Dirty pony, I can't wait to hose you down. — Lady Gaga

It is a poor reverie which invites a nap. One must even wonder whether, in this "failing asleep", the subconscious itself does not undergo a decline in being. — Gaston Bachelard