Unimpressive Slangily Quotes & Sayings

The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle. — Norm MacDonald

Then you should say what you mean," the March Hare went on.
"I do," Alice hastily replied; "at least
at least I mean what I say
that's the same thing, you know."
"Not the same thing a bit!" said the Hatter. "You might just as well say that "I see what I eat" is the same thing as "I eat what I see"! — Lewis Carroll

Los Angeles: A city I like because it's easy to tell who the strange people are. — Margo Kaufman

Secular schools can never be tolerated because such a school has no religious instruction and a general moral instruction without a religious foundation is built on air; consequently, all character training and religion must be derived from faith ... We need believing people. — Adolf Hitler

I can deal with people who watch me on stage but I am not good in communicating with people any other way than through my work. — Henry Rollins

Every story has two sides. So far, we've only heard one. The stupid side." LIFE — Alexander McCall Smith

She wanted me to love her... and stranger still, i wanted to love and be loved by her. Death had become romantic again. — J.D. Clair

To the degree you have experienced intimacy with God, you won't be afraid of death because you're experiencing the first tastes and promises of heaven in this world. — Richard Rohr

Nothing of spiritual significance comes without sacrifice. Your spirituality will always be measured by the size of your sacrifice. — Jerry Falwell

The Pacific is my home ocean; I knew it first, grew up on its shore, collected marine animals along the coast. I know its moods, its color, its nature. — John Steinbeck

You know those vampire myths? Bollocks to them. — Rosemary A. Johns

While politicians, clergy, creators of advertisements, and other worthies assert stoutly that the family is the foundation of society, the nuclear family, as an institution, is currently in grave trouble. — Jane Jacobs

The Best of you, are those who are the Best to their families. — Anonymous

Because of an adulterous affair I shall leave office in November. — James McGreevey

The day we dispose of the idea of disposability will be a great one for the planet. — Alex Shoumatoff