Unibrow Quotes & Sayings

It infuriated me that men could walk around feeling perfectly good about their appearance whether they had a unibrow, triple chin, or skin flaps hanging off their eyelids, but stunning women like Faidra felt the need to have an unblemished butthole. The world is insane. Not — Jennifer Coburn

His eyebrows drew together. He was perilously close to unibrow; I guess nobody had held him down and administered a good plucking to the caterpillar climbing across his forehead. — Lilith Saintcrow

I married a man who isn't afraid to wash a dish, scrub a toilet, or have his unibrow waxed into submission by a licensed professional. — Jen Lancaster

If I ever go into a coma, one of you has to promise to come by occasionally and tweeze my unibrow. — Dana Gould

He had a bushy unibrow that could house a family of quail. — Lida Sideris

Balding is nature's way of getting rid of your third eye's unibrow. — Stanley Victor Paskavich