Umps Patient Quotes & Sayings

America's always been a great place to be crazy. It just used to be harder to make a living that way. — Charles P. Pierce

The best revenge is to live well. — Oscar Wilde

Don't worry. If people want to think badly of you, they'll do it anyway - they don't need an excuse. — Lindsay Ashford

I will have failed in this if in five years there are not many more people using public transport and far fewer journeys by car. It is a tall order but I want you to hold me to it. — John Prescott

Finally, we do become wise, but then it's too late — Steve Martin

I just like when a guy dresses for comfort, to be honest. If he takes longer to get ready than I do, that's a deal breaker. — Ronda Rousey

I remember reports that the American and English newspapers were very happy about the fact that so many were killed in Dresden. There are many instances of barbarity and cruelty on the part of the Allies which I could tell you. — Julius Streicher

There is little consolation in the fact that millions of people are unhappier than we are. Why should other people's misery make us happier or more content? — Azar Nafisi

You must try to build yourself up. I want you to get plenty of sleep, and stop worrying. Never hurry and never worry! Chew your food thoroughly and eat every bit of it, except you must leave just enough for Templeton. Gain weight and stay well - that's the way you can help. Keep fit, and don't lose your nerve. Do you think you understand? — E.B. White

You are the capital U in Unhelpful. — Marissa Meyer

The Earth created magic to protect the magic that is the Earth. — Sarah Warden

Because we love something else more than this world we love even this world better than those who know no other. — C.S. Lewis

Honestly, Mum, how can you say someone's a great writer if you've got a stack of reference books next to you? It's just showing off. If I behaved like that in front of other people, you'd totally tell me off when we got home. So.why is it alright for T. S. Eliot to swagger about like a complete know it all and make the rest of us feel stupid? — Val McDermid

Sooner or later, everyone has to meet his match. — Richard Adams