Uccelletti Di Quotes & Sayings

We are often told that Jesus spoke more on the topic of hell than did any other person in the Bible. This would not be difficult for Him to do, since almost all the biblical authors were silent on the subject. — Steve Gregg

Switzerland still has a huge share of the watch market, all advertised at the airport on illuminated hoardings. Gosh, they are ugly. — Simon Hoggart

A stand-up comic is judged by every line. Singers get applause at the end of their song no matter how bad they are. — Phyllis Diller

Having spent time in Hell, he knew that government paperwork was the closest mankind had ever come to achieving true soul-crushing misery. — Larry Correia

Coincidences' happen when God is invited into the situation. We have learned to call them 'God-incidences — Wallace Brown

I am happy doing standup so I don't ever want to stop doing it. But I wouldn't mind venturing off and doing other things that are creative. — Brian Regan

Listen to customers and you will hear them. Look carefully at customers and you will see them. Do both and you will understand them. — Ron Kaufman

In that world I knew that good was killing me, but I thought it was evil. — Antonio Porchia

He hath no leisure who useth it not. — George Herbert

Play every game as if your job depended on it. It just might. — Casey Stengel

The Ryan budget gets rid of Medicare in 10 years and turns it into a voucher program, — Sheldon Whitehouse

Grass: I live in a great steel tower that reflects the blazing sun. People catch fire just walking by. The more bodies that pile up around you, the greater your equity, the stronger your power, the longer you live. This is the point of living in a high rise. To see the bodies pile up at sunset, the nostalgic hour, the hour of summing up, stirring the cocktails, feeling the great tower sway in the hot winds. — Don DeLillo