Tuomy Wilhoit Quotes & Sayings

If you're going to be a dickhead, at least have the courtesy of doing it while I have a drink in my hand so I can throw it in your face! — Nicki Elson

All libraries, everywhere, are connected by the bookworm holes in space created by the strong space-time distortions found around any large collections of books. Only a very few librarians learn the secret, and there are inflexible rules about making use of the fact. Because it amounts to time travel, and time travel causes big problems. — Terry Pratchett

ITS NOT FUNNY!"
"You're right," agreed Sydney. "It's no funny. It's hilarious."
We were back at Raymond's house, in the privacy of our room. It had taken forever for us to get away form the fireside festivities, particularly after learning a terrible fact about a Keeper custom. Well, I thought it was terrible, at least. It truned out that if someone wanted to marry domeone else around here, the prospectimve bride and groom each had to battle it out with the other's nearest relative of the same sex. Angeline had spotted Joshua's interest from the moment I'd arrived, and when she'd seen the bracelet, she'd assumed some sort of arragement has been made. — Richelle Mead

Jokes are generally honest. Complete solemnity is always dishonest. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

Live with purpose. Don't let people or things around you get you down. — Albert Einstein

Few of us have lost our minds, but most of us have long ago lost our bodies. — Ken Wilber

I don't want to do anything halfway. It has to be perfect. — Bruce Lee