Trailside Performance Quotes & Sayings

Pee like you're trying to break the Guinness World Record. — Angela Cervantes

The only distribution of wealth which is the product of labor, which will be honest, will come through a more equal distribution of the productive capacity of men. — Leland Stanford

Arbitrary government operating by force, by terror, must destroy the best, the boldest dissenters in sheer self-defence; soon it finds itself destroying all who, on the one hand, do not actively assist it or, on the other, do not passively submit. — Edward Crankshaw

The problem of education in a democratic society is to do away with ... dualism and to construct a course of studies which makes thought a guide of free practice for all and which makes leisure a reward of accepting responsibility for service, rather than a state of exemption from it. — John Dewey

One-newspaper towns are not good because all the surviving newspaper does is print money. They make 25 percent on their money every year, and if they go down to 22 percent, they start laying people off. — Pat Oliphant

The only limits of power are the bounds of belief. — Harold Wilson

Before innovation - or practical creativity - there is insight. You must see the world differently. — Max McKeown

There is often seen this anomaly in women, especially in those of childish natures,
that they possess at once great promptness and unskilfulness in falsehood. — Alphonse Daudet

There seems to be hardly any one among my acquaintance from whom I have not learned. — C.S. Lewis

Even professing Christians, by and large, devote to their spiritual growth and well-being a tiny fraction of the time they devote to their body, and it is even tinier fraction if we include what they worry about. — Dallas Willard

If I had spent as much time in the weight room as I did designing football uniforms, I probably would have had a free college education. — John Malkovich

I know you don't believe me, but I really have loved you since we were kids," he said quietly.
"And now I get to love you 'til we're old."
My stomach fluttered. No one else had ever loved me as much as he did. "Promise?"
Trenton smiled with tired eyes. "Yes. And then I'll promise you again after I dance around in a
thong to Britney Spears. — Jamie McGuire

For years, every conversation she had with a man had been colored by calculation. Would she put him off is she spoke her mind? What did he want her to say? When a man took a mistress, he purchased not just the rights to her body, but the content of her thoughts. Sir Mark wanted her as she was, not as he wished her to be. The thought made her head hurt. — Courtney Milan