Tourner La Page Quotes & Sayings

Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy he's always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes he's important, the funny goes away and he becomes Bill O'Reilly, except shorter and Jewish. — Denis Leary

Ride as much or as little, or as long or as short as you feel. But ride. — Eddy Merckx

A secret at home is like rocks under tide. — Dinah Maria Murlock Craik

That's weird. 'Cause many high-ranking staff members at the USDA were employed by, or are otherwise affiliated with, the meat and dairy industries.159 And if the group responsible for "the safety of meat, poultry, and egg products" is run by people from the same industries they're supposed to be protecting us from ... well, that would be a conflict of interest. And it is. — Rory Freedman

I have spiritual beliefs that I could literally go out and make an entire comedy routine about, and tour as some sort of spiritual guru, but it kind of goes against that [as] I actually believe the things, so I'm always kind of caught in the middle. — Jim Carrey

If I had received good instruction as a child I would be with my family today and at peace with my neighbors. I hope and pray that all you parents in the sound of my voice will train up your children in the way they should go. — Charles Portis

This is the prime way of honoring God. We do not so glorify God by elevated admirations, or eloquent expressions, or pompous services for Him as when we aspire to a conversing with Him with unstained spirits, and live to Him in living like Him (S. Charnock). — Arthur W. Pink

Optimum nutrition is the medicine of tomorrow. — Linus Pauling

The wind is rushing after us, and the clouds are flying after us, and the moon is plunging after us, and the whole wild night is in pursuit of us; but, so far we are pursued by nothing else. — Charles Dickens

If Madonna asks anybody to go and hang out with them for a month, they'd all do it. — Vicky McClure

I was unhappy with my life. I had acquired everything I thought I wanted, only to find out, This is it? — Lauryn Hill

If women want to ensure themselves a meaningful place in the future, they need to be among those determining how the technology will be used. They need to be among those deciding whether it will be the great leveler or simply serve to worsen social divisions. — Anita Borg

There is this feeling that I have a destiny far away from the shallow and preposterous posing that is our life ... — Kurt Vonnegut

The only time I even entertain the tiniest element of religion is for Christmas carols. — Ian Watson