Tosh.o Jokes Quotes & Sayings

I never want to cannibalize my act, and I'm really excited that I am going to be able to perform new material. I'm not a huge fan of repeating jokes, and I don't really do any of my old material from old stand-up acts. — Daniel Tosh

A white lady came running up to me after a show. She goes, What gives you the right to do jokes about black people like that. And I'm like, Listen lady, my best friend is Cuban. And that's close enough. — Daniel Tosh

I'm aware that I should end a joke with the good part, I choose not too. — Daniel Tosh

I'm not a racist or misogynist person, but I find these jokes funny, so I say them. — Daniel Tosh

I don't know why I get away with some things. But I'm not a misogynistic, racist person. Yet I do find those jokes funny, so I say them. And I try to say everything kind of in a good spirit. — Daniel Tosh

People write a lot of similar material. That's why I try to come up with the most absurd jokes. — Daniel Tosh