Top Ten Most Idiotic Conservative Quotes & Sayings

Keep your sense of humor. As General Joe Stillwell said, 'The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of his behind'. — Donald Rumsfeld

We see past time in a telescope and present time in a microscope. Hence the apparent enormities of the present. — Victor Hugo

When you take things too seriously, you get old. You have to be silly. Whenever people say, 'Hey, man, are you ever going to grow up?' That's when you know you're doing things right. — Ricky Martin

Squint at the world. You will see more, by seeing less. — John Maeda

Truth, as any dictionary will tell you, is a property of certain of our ideas. It means their agreement, as falsity means their disagreement, with reality. — William James

The music that is played on the radio all the time or written about in magazines has nothing to do with musicianship. — Dweezil Zappa

Training is the key to keep people from getting hurt. — Gary Fisher

Believing that, for the most part, our actions determine our fates in life can only spur us to work harder; and when we see this hard work pay off, our belief in ourselves only grows stronger. — Shawn Achor

I'm a staunch Independant. Every time I think I am a Republican, they do something greedy, and every time I think I am a Democrat, they go and do someting stupid. — Jay Leno

Appearances do not deceive if there are enough of them. — Laura Riding

You need to let yourself be forgiven. — Carey Corp

His smile was like a Dylan album and a cup of coffee on a sunny afternoon — Jen Archer Wood

McDonald's breakfast for under a dollar is actually more expensive than that. You have to factor in the cost of bypass surgery. — George Carlin

Some things are hard to write about. After something happens to you, you go to write it down, and either you over dramatize it, or underplay it, exaggerate the wrong parts or ignore the important ones. At any rate, you never write it quite the way you want to. — Sylvia Plath

I am getting so far out one day I won't come back at all. — William S. Burroughs