Tooted Up Quotes & Sayings

He who tooteth not his own horn, the same shall not be tooted. — Damon Runyon

friends didn't bail on you when the rough storms came. They ran towards you instead of away from you. — Belle Calhoune

I only painted when I felt like it and needed money. But it never really became a professional thing, even though the dealers would have liked that. — Wolfgang Beltracchi

That man is guilty of impertinence who considers not the circumstances of time, or engrosses the conversation, or makes himself the subject of his discourse, or pays no regard to the company he is in. — Marcus Tullius Cicero

We believe there are certain things people "have," certain things people "do," and even certain things people "are." These beliefs do not necessarily reflect the structure of reality they simply reflect an habitual way of talking about reality. — Neil Postman

A horn tooted to the right, and I saw the black people run. — Joseph Conrad

Almost no germ is unconditionally dangerous to man; its disease-producing ability depends upon the body's resistance. — Hans Selye

Selfless giving is a guaranteed way to increase feelings of love. — Jude Bijou

The room went dark and, after a moment, Grace whispered that she loved me, sounding a little sad. I wrapped my arms tightly around her shoulders, sorry that loving me was such a complicated thing. — Maggie Stiefvater

A man is born free. — Stokely Carmichael

If it had been great sex I doubt I'd remember he tooted between thrusts. — Laura Castoro

I feel my griefs too, and there scarce is ground
Upon my flesh t'inflict another wound.
Yet dare I not complain, or wish for death
With holy Paul; lest it be thought the breath
Of discontent; or that these prayers be
For weariness of life, not love of thee. — Ben Jonson

I'm an artist; I'm not going to use trigonometry. — Taylor Momsen

Unlike an envied and admirable few, I separate my friends and almost never dare mingle one group with another. When I do, it is usually a social disaster, like mixing drinks. I love good beer and I love good wine, but you cannot drink both on the same evening without suffering. I love the friends with whom I play or once daily played snooker and tooted quantities of high-grade pulverized Andean flake; I love the friends with whom I dine at preposterously expensive restaurants; I love the friends with whom I'm film-making or mincing on the stage. I love and value them all equally and don't think of them as stratified or in tiers, one group in some way higher or more important than the rest, but the thought of introducing them to each other makes me shiver and shudder with cringing embarrassment. — Stephen Fry

Stasi trained "fraternal" intelligence organizations, such as Cuba's DGI. — Anonymous

Overcriminalization has become a national plague. — George Will

Admit that you're wrong- or that you've made a mistake. — Richard Carlson

And without my consent, with my defences in ruins, while my brain was sleeping, my stupid heart went and fell headfirst into love. — N.R. Walker

I have found the most valuable thing in my wallet is my library card. — Laura Bush

Weaving in and out of traffic, she tooted the horn, mounted the footpath when needed and drove as fast as her Fiat would allow. — Toni Pike