Tonque Quotes Quotes & Sayings

Boys do what they want to do, Men do what they need to do, — Norm Parker

You either have the magic or you don't. There's no way you can work up to it. — Freddie Mercury

When you're Dead ... you stay up all night long. — Kelly Link

God loves you just as you are, but He loves you too much to leave you just as you are. — George Foster

I'm convinced that none of the important achievements in human history were accomplished before ten-thirty or eleven in the morning!"17 — Bob Ward

Have you ever noticed that the children's menu is exactly the same as the bar menu? Burger, hot dog, pizza. If you put the children's menu at the bar, people wouldn't even notice. Oh, cool. I can color in an airplane while I drink this beer and wait for my chicken strips. — Jim Gaffigan

This document and scores similar to it were at the foundation of cultural, political and social change throughout the ages. Secret brotherhoods with one credo: to know, to dare, to be silent. — Art Johnson

Consciousness is the smallest player in the operations of the brain. — David Eagleman

Today's comedian has a cross to bear that he built himself. A comedian of the older generation did an act and he told the audience, This is my act. Today's comic is not doing an act. The audience assumes he's telling the truth. What is truth today may be a damn lie next week. — Lenny Bruce